Confession

I have a bunch of other things to update on, including our 4D ultrasound yesterday (some cool pics, but Bug is already experienced in avoiding the paparazzi for his future career as a mega-mogul). But I need to confess a quick something in the time I have this morning...

I have become someone who pees on public toilet seats. I try not to, I swear!! I hover as best I can over the toilet -- much easier in a blessed handicapped stall with a bar to hold. But somehow I'm spraying it, not saying it, these days. I can only blame my waning ability to hover close enough and those lady bits being out of whack and tinkle just shooting off in unpredictable directions.

Now, please note, I always take a wad of toilet paper and wipe off the seat afterwards, which is alot more than many other ladies do, I can personally attest. If I could, I would add some liberal spritzes of green cleaner along with those wipes, but alas, most public toilets do not have cleaners in the stalls.

I'm sure you all remember those "20/20" type exposés of hotel rooms where they take a blue light that reflects semen and show how even in the nicest hotel rooms, it's all over the place, including the ceiling and lamp shades? So, I'm not so bad, right? I could be peeing on the hand dryer and door handles. At least I confine myself to an easily wiped toilet seat ;).

Anyway, beware if you enter a stall after a pregnant lady and try and hover yourself. Lord only knows what may have been on that toilet seat before you!